Well on the 30th after a night of glorious posting on my favorite site the Agony Booth(hint:pay) and insulting a delightful troll(huzzah!!) I logged off and went to a delightful peaceful sleep only to be woken up with horrible pains in my side which just so happens to be kidney stones.(the worst kind of stones) Now my dad get's kidney stones all the fuckin' time and because he's an old salt of the earth type of dude he'll just stock up on the strongest type of whisky possible and just self medicate.
However I'm basically a woman who will scream if I get a splinter in my hand. So of course I wake up in horrible pain and then proceed to vomit and pass out. My partner Mary packs me and our daughter up in the Volvo and drives me as fast as she can to the hospital where I get more morphine than I deserve(sweet morphine) and where I spend the night drugged and passed out in a wonderful dream land.
Well thank God our health care is some of the best in the world(and free too you twats) so I'm laying in a nice hospital bed waiting to pass the fucking stone and using a laptop to type this blog entry.
So in closing I'm pretty much a puss, but I'm a drugged out puss right now so I'm kinda happy.
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3 comments:
ouch.
hope you feel better.
too much wine and cheese...and escargot. and french bread.
although, i guess there...it's just called "bread".
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