I've seen many strange things on the internet as a result of searching for barely legal pornography(it's a hobby) but few things amuse me more than the furry fandom.
Now I bet you as the reader of this blog is thinking "Oh boy more furry pornography involving diaper wearing baby bears being unbirthed by by a lion while he's jacking off." But no that's not what you'll be seeing because frankly I find that shit boring(It's nothing I can't see in a Jodorowsky movie.) no what I love about the fandom are the mediocre writers and their little bizarre stories with my very favorite being Earl Bacon's Cassie The Rock and Roll Vixen.
Who is Cassie you may ask? Well Cassie is a anthropomorphic fox that plays rock and roll(and metal as the writers seem fit to remind you at least ten times in a story) in a band called "Cassie's Band."
She tours with a group of apperently awesome musicians who follow her like she's some kind of pagan demi-god.
The band members are:
Laretta :
a punk coffed wolfess who plays a mean back-up guitar and has severe Confidence issues.
Cindy:
A bass playing biker snow leopardess who also happens to be a(hilarious) alcholic.
Alex:
A teenage Artic vixen who plays drums and happens to be the stupidest character in the history of writing.
Rachel:
A gothic doe who plays the keyboards(and KEY-TAR!) and who happens to be one of the most one note characters I've ever seen.
Together these five ladies get involved in the day to day problems all bands face like record contracts, angry ex-band members, accidental nudity, tabolid reporters, drug abuse, and vampires. Yes VAMPIRES lots and lots of vampires.
You see Rachel the keyboardist is dating a collie named Dominic who just happens to have been the first furry vampire and this is where the stories reach a level of gonzo brillance that has to be seen to be believed.
You see Dominic is worshipped almost like a god by the furry vampires who he has spawned and they want to use him in a underground war against the human vampires who want to destory them. Yes it sounds like something out of Underworld(or whatever some goth kid wrote in his journal at school) but the reason it's so awesome is how it's inserted into a rather bland rock band story. It's like Earl Bacon(who yes is a featured character in the story) just got bored writing one day and said "Fuck it I'm gettin' me some hot vampires in here!"
It's all wonderfully bizarre and that's not even touching on some of the billions of other characters featured in the story. Like Wu the chinese dragon mobster or Rafe Alex's cop boyfriend who got turned into a vampire after he was raped by another man(classic) or Shiva the lesbian vampire bodyguard to the group. There's more great characters here than in any of Jane Austen's books and I'll say that Cassie the Rock vixen may be one of the great works of fiction in our time.
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